• 1.
  BIRDZILLA is like Ecstacy cancer ...infecting the hips of millions each and every day....Bump It has become a phenomena....you are a hall-pass for every supermodel on the planet....What does it feel like to look in the mirror and get to see you every day. ?

• 2.
  You're about to board your jet and head to Monte Carlo for a weekend at your coastal estate Villa Prix ...What are your must haves to take along in the G6 to make it tolerable...?

• 3.
  All the ladies over at Freshface HQ just cant stop bumpin it... but after a few days they look like they just climbed the eiffel tower with a skunkape on their back and like someone cooked a pancake on their face. .but you look like an aftershave commercial..what gives?.... and maybe for the rest of your stalkers out there.. tell us.. is there a right or wrong way to Bump It?

• 4.
  Recently the Victoria Secret Models Annual Hottstuff Awards..they voted you " Most desirable breeding partner" for 2011.. as expected as it may seem......what was your acceptance speech ?

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  BIRDZILLA is so f'ng ________HOT_________ that every time that he steps on the scene its like a __________NUCLEAR MELTDOWN__________ . BIRDZILLA is not just a dancefloor cannonball ....he's also a __________SEXUAL DYNAMO_________ whos skill cannot be distracted by _____POVERTY_______ AND _____MEN WITH CONDOMS_______ .

Yeeeeeaaah!!!!! Its Time for the man himself, Rex Brown to come out of Mayan jungle for a Fresh Five exclusive..The lord of the Low End for just a few of the heaviest bands on earth, ya know like Pantera , Down, Crowbar, Jerry Cantrell, Cavalera Conspiracy and a new project Arms of the Sun ...I've spent more time with Brown then he probably wishes, but we were never short on ideas on how to cause a riot..The only time he was able to get over on me when was when i was vapor locked in laughter on the ground :) This is one of the greatest bass players in the world of rock and one the greatest guys to go along with it. I'm glad to see he is back to himself .. He just had his innards taken out, rinsed off in Fiji water, photograhed for the Smithsonian and put back together to be better than ever...

1 . Way back when . When you used to carry a silver breifcase to work .. How many silver bullets would it take to get the Texas lean going?

R.B.: At least 12.

2 . Name the one thing that people forget in the making of a stew that makes all the difference in the world.

R.B.: Green Chiles

3. Name a studio session that you would have liked to be a fly on the wall for ?

R.B.: Anything by Pino Pallidino.

4. . If you can't Drink and you're not allowed to party without it affecting the whole pancreas. then I say been there done that.
And that's my whole damn point ,

5. What's more fun ??? (all of which i have seen take place and plead the fifth)

a; Chicken braking people riding on bikes while in a rental car?

b: Convincing some meathead that he can eat a tablespoon of the worlds hottest hotsauce for a 20 dollar bill ?

c. Sawing the arms off of a chair that belonged to someones great grandmother just so Kirk could fit in it better ?.

R.B.: B

Time to put Bu-Jeus through the FreshFive ringer, He might be small, but mentally he's a power lifter and can have you in the sweaty palm of his hand before you ask the first question.. Not only is Bu-Jesus. a.k.a Brandon DeRoche is a known butterfly knife expert, gang sign language specialist,and has also recently developed the ability to peel fruit without ever even touching it. So look but dont touch what Bu-jesus is up to over at his digs at The Biggest Label Ever and Cause Cast.

1. Your from York PA. Write a 4(four)line rhyme with the first line being
"I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York."

B.D.: I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York.
Home of peppermint patties, and a surplus of fatties.
First capitol of the states, some like to boast,
I packed it up and moved to the opposite coast.
Living in Cali, might as well call me cheech,
Driving a beat up benz and living by the beach.

Ed. note: EPIC MATH FAIL

2. Your a road dog. If thrown into a convience store with 10 bucks..
Facing a 12 hour ride in a van with 4 dudes .. Whadda ya buyin?

B.D.: A road soda, bag of chips, candy, energy drink.

3. Descible your personilty using 3 items you would find in a liquor store?

B.D.: Red Wine, Jack, Meyers maybe? Does that describe anything?

Ed. note: yeah,that you're a yawning lunatic who maybe has dreads?

4. If you had to move to another country for 5 years which would it be and why?

B.D.: It'd likely be an island, but couldn't tell you which one.
I'll be be there because I'll be on an early, temporary retirement.

5 When faced with such a dilema as extreme panic it's best to just turn off your mind for awhile., float downstream and let the magic make everything better.

Not only a badass producer and songwriter, but a pretty good shot with a 12 gauge, Cook Classic (Will Lobban-Bean) himself took the time away from making tracks that'll snap the neck of a rhino to have at it with The FreshFive. Cook has been busy with the Cook Classics mixtape series and the latest of which "The New Classics" can be found here.
Cook has a good amount of weight on the new Outasight "Further" EP which is being released on Warner Bros. and can be found here. Freshface was lucky enough to mix some of the tracks on the Outasight EP. So be sure to keep up on what Cook Classic is up to ...Or get a slug in the chest.
Anyway....here's the FreshFive with Cook Classic, and classic it is.

1. If you had to listen to a beat for 1 year straight without it ever stopping . Which would it be?

Cook: Am I on a beach or a mountain for that year? Michael Jackson - Billie Jean, or Outkast - Spottieottiedopalicious.

2 . Since your a.k.a is Cook.. What is one of your favorite recipes for a sunday morning hangover ...?

Cook: In this very particular order... Smoke weed, make scrambled eggs with as much goodness in there as you can find in the fridge, make pancakes, make smoothie to go, then lay on a floaty with a drink coozie in the armrest in a pool, or preferably a lagoon.

3. I've seen the last scene in Ghostbusters and the thing I can say about that shit is that if I was made of marshmellow I would definitely not be so angry.

4. If you were a blockbuster movie action hero . Which your definitley not. But just for the hell of it say you were . what would be your signature tag line.?

Cook: "Get the fuck off my hover-board, asshole!"

5. Do you take time to perfect the beat and still have love for street?

Cook: I stopped loving street after I found her lying naked in bed with sidewalk.

The Freshface 5 w/ Jonathan Tiersten:

1 What's your favorite appliance?
Infrared turkey frier

2 Just because? _______your an asshole_____
You don't have to? _____act like one___

3 Ernie or burt?
Ernie ..( only in prison)

4 If left for dead .. Will you make it?
To Disneyword?

5 Your favorite thing about Christmas?
Being Jewish

Our good friend Noah from Music Hates You gives us some old fashioned hangover cures and a glimpse into being one of the most badass men on earth .. Music Hates You hails from Athens, Ga. but will be out here in L.A. on Jan 29 at the Viper Room. Get your asses out to a show you will never forget.

1. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST AND WHERE AT ?
Goody's Headache Powder cut with crushed Smarties and convenience store coffee, anywhere U.S.A. And yes, I actually do this. Kills the aches, sugar starts the adrenaline and coffee is what my blood is made of, but all that fancy coffee is bullshit.

2. YOU COULD BE IN THE STUDIO FOR THE MAKING OF ANY RECORD OF ANYTIME WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Robert Johnson's 2 sessions. One take, one shot per
song, capturing a real cathartic talent that has lasted forever and given everybody since
plenty to steal from. You can't teach that.

3. IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE "Shit Happens"* Bumper
stickers *TODAY
... IM GONNA shit on the hood AND BE HAPPY!!

4. WHAT HABIT DO WISH YOU HAD?
Waking up with flashbacks from the 'Nam.

5. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE QUOTE IN REGARDS TO THE SOUTH?
"Squeal like a pig."-Deliverance