Yeeeeeaaah!!!!! Its Time for the man himself, Rex Brown to come out of Mayan jungle for a Fresh Five exclusive..The lord of the Low End for just a few of the heaviest bands on earth, ya know like Pantera , Down, Crowbar, Jerry Cantrell, Cavalera Conspiracy and a new project Arms of the Sun ...I've spent more time with Brown then he probably wishes, but we were never short on ideas on how to cause a riot..The only time he was able to get over on me when was when i was vapor locked in laughter on the ground :) This is one of the greatest bass players in the world of rock and one the greatest guys to go along with it. I'm glad to see he is back to himself .. He just had his innards taken out, rinsed off in Fiji water, photograhed for the Smithsonian and put back together to be better than ever...
1 . Way back when . When you used to carry a silver breifcase to work .. How many silver bullets would it take to get the Texas lean going?
R.B.: At least 12.
2 . Name the one thing that people forget in the making of a stew that makes all the difference in the world.
R.B.: Green Chiles
3. Name a studio session that you would have liked to be a fly on the wall for ?
R.B.: Anything by Pino Pallidino.
4. . If you can't Drink and you're not allowed to party without it affecting the whole pancreas. then I say been there done that.
And that's my whole damn point ,
5. What's more fun ??? (all of which i have seen take place and plead the fifth)
a; Chicken braking people riding on bikes while in a rental car?
b: Convincing some meathead that he can eat a tablespoon of the worlds hottest hotsauce for a 20 dollar bill ?
c. Sawing the arms off of a chair that belonged to someones great grandmother just so Kirk could fit in it better ?.
- 2. You're about to board your jet and head to Monte Carlo for a weekend at your coastal estate Villa Prix ...What are your must haves to take along in the G6 to make it tolerable...?
- 3.All the ladies over at Freshface HQ just cant stop bumpin it... but after a few days they look like they just climbed the eiffel tower with a skunkape on their back and like someone cooked a pancake on their face. .but you look like an aftershave commercial..what gives?.... and maybe for the rest of your stalkers out there.. tell us.. is there a right or wrong way to Bump It?
- 4. Recently the Victoria Secret Models Annual Hottstuff Awards..they voted you " Most desirable breeding partner" for 2011.. as expected as it may seem......what was your acceptance speech ?
- 5.BIRDZILLA is so f'ng ________HOT_________ that every time that he steps on the scene its like a __________NUCLEAR MELTDOWN__________ . BIRDZILLA is not just a dancefloor cannonball ....he's also a __________SEXUAL DYNAMO_________ whos skill cannot be distracted by _____POVERTY_______ AND _____MEN WITH CONDOMS_______ .