Yeeeeeaaah!!!!! Its Time for the man himself, Rex Brown to come out of Mayan jungle for a Fresh Five exclusive..The lord of the Low End for just a few of the heaviest bands on earth, ya know like Pantera , Down, Crowbar, Jerry Cantrell, Cavalera Conspiracy and a new project Arms of the Sun ...I've spent more time with Brown then he probably wishes, but we were never short on ideas on how to cause a riot..The only time he was able to get over on me when was when i was vapor locked in laughter on the ground :) This is one of the greatest bass players in the world of rock and one the greatest guys to go along with it. I'm glad to see he is back to himself .. He just had his innards taken out, rinsed off in Fiji water, photograhed for the Smithsonian and put back together to be better than ever...

1 . Way back when . When you used to carry a silver breifcase to work .. How many silver bullets would it take to get the Texas lean going?

R.B.: At least 12.

2 . Name the one thing that people forget in the making of a stew that makes all the difference in the world.

R.B.: Green Chiles

3. Name a studio session that you would have liked to be a fly on the wall for ?

R.B.: Anything by Pino Pallidino.

4. . If you can't Drink and you're not allowed to party without it affecting the whole pancreas. then I say been there done that.
And that's my whole damn point ,

5. What's more fun ??? (all of which i have seen take place and plead the fifth)

a; Chicken braking people riding on bikes while in a rental car?

b: Convincing some meathead that he can eat a tablespoon of the worlds hottest hotsauce for a 20 dollar bill ?

c. Sawing the arms off of a chair that belonged to someones great grandmother just so Kirk could fit in it better ?.

R.B.: B

Time to put Bu-Jeus through the FreshFive ringer, He might be small, but mentally he's a power lifter and can have you in the sweaty palm of his hand before you ask the first question.. Not only is Bu-Jesus. a.k.a Brandon DeRoche is a known butterfly knife expert, gang sign language specialist,and has also recently developed the ability to peel fruit without ever even touching it. So look but dont touch what Bu-jesus is up to over at his digs at The Biggest Label Ever and Cause Cast.

1. Your from York PA. Write a 4(four)line rhyme with the first line being
"I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York."

B.D.: I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York.
Home of peppermint patties, and a surplus of fatties.
First capitol of the states, some like to boast,
I packed it up and moved to the opposite coast.
Living in Cali, might as well call me cheech,
Driving a beat up benz and living by the beach.

Ed. note: EPIC MATH FAIL

2. Your a road dog. If thrown into a convience store with 10 bucks..
Facing a 12 hour ride in a van with 4 dudes .. Whadda ya buyin?

B.D.: A road soda, bag of chips, candy, energy drink.

3. Descible your personilty using 3 items you would find in a liquor store?

B.D.: Red Wine, Jack, Meyers maybe? Does that describe anything?

Ed. note: yeah,that you're a yawning lunatic who maybe has dreads?

4. If you had to move to another country for 5 years which would it be and why?

B.D.: It'd likely be an island, but couldn't tell you which one.
I'll be be there because I'll be on an early, temporary retirement.

5 When faced with such a dilema as extreme panic it's best to just turn off your mind for awhile., float downstream and let the magic make everything better.