Freshface News ....Global Warming is affecting our beloved French Fries.

Can you believe this??!! All this crazy weather leading to armeggedon has led to a meager harvest of the extra-large potatoes that are used to produce the ideal-length French fry??...What next? Will we find out that Ocean Spray Pink grapfruit is made from insects? I can't have this, it's affecting my nutrition. "The French fries industry and consumers will have to brace themselves for shorter fries," said spokeswoman Verena Telaar...Ummmm how bout NO Verena, adding that smaller potatoes mean that fries will probably be 45 millimeters (1.8 inches) long at best, down from the usual 55 mm (2.2 inches).
This has gone too far..

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