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Wednesday
17Mar2010

Freshface presents...Music Inspired by something Green....and sticky.

Wednesday
17Mar2010

Freshfacefever's Great Green Things.

A GREEN THUMB
Wednesday
17Mar2010

Freshfacefever's Great Green Things.

Wednesday
17Mar2010

Freshfacefever's Great Green Things.

TANYA
Wednesday
17Mar2010

FREshfacefever's Great Green Things.

KATE
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Wednesday
17Mar2010

The Freshfive Q&A with Bu-Jesus.

Time to put Bu-Jeus through the FreshFive ringer, He might be small, but mentally he's a power lifter and can have you in the sweaty palm of his hand before you ask the first question.. Not only is Bu-Jesus. a.k.a Brandon DeRoche is a known butterfly knife expert, gang sign language specialist,and has also recently developed the ability to peel fruit without ever even touching it. So look but dont touch what Bu-jesus is up to over at his digs at The Biggest Label Ever and Cause Cast.

1. Your from York PA. Write a 4(four)line rhyme with the first line being
"I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York."

B.D.: I was dropped by a stork, on a doorstep in York.
Home of peppermint patties, and a surplus of fatties.
First capitol of the states, some like to boast,
I packed it up and moved to the opposite coast.
Living in Cali, might as well call me cheech,
Driving a beat up benz and living by the beach.

Ed. note: EPIC MATH FAIL

2. Your a road dog. If thrown into a convience store with 10 bucks..
Facing a 12 hour ride in a van with 4 dudes .. Whadda ya buyin?

B.D.: A road soda, bag of chips, candy, energy drink.

3. Descible your personilty using 3 items you would find in a liquor store?

B.D.: Red Wine, Jack, Meyers maybe? Does that describe anything?

Ed. note: yeah,that you're a yawning lunatic who maybe has dreads?

4. If you had to move to another country for 5 years which would it be and why?

B.D.: It'd likely be an island, but couldn't tell you which one.
I'll be be there because I'll be on an early, temporary retirement.

5 When faced with such a dilema as extreme panic it's best to just turn off your mind for awhile., float downstream and let the magic make everything better.

Wednesday
17Mar2010

Freshfacefever's Great Green Things.

SIGMUND
Wednesday
17Mar2010

Good Morning !!.. Time to Start Drinking !!!

THE FRESHFACE DRINK OF THE DAY
LEPRECHAUN PISS
Ingredients
1 Pitcher of cheap beer
4 shots of Creme de Menthe
Not only will it have you green after a few pitchers, but all the ladies will wanna make out ya cause your breath smells so damn good that it disguises your lack of personality.
Tuesday
16Mar2010

Freshface presents ....Music........Before reality TV.

Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots" live in Paris, 1970. Watch.. This isnt the Ozzy that is chasing a F'ng chihuahua around the house yelling "Shaaaron!..it's more like a "YEEEEEEAAAAh!!! as Geezer melts your face, Bill Ward pounds nails into your back and Iommi invents the power of the riff. if you're thinking about quitting after watching this... do it.
Tuesday
16Mar2010

Freshfacefever's Rare Disorder of the Month..The Foreign Accent Syndrome

Whadda ya mean i'm talking funny? I'm sorry but this is fng hysterical!!!
Tuesday
16Mar2010

FreshFace Is GooGoo For Lady GaGa....New Video with Beyonce

This chick could be John Holmes for all i care ... First she zipped Kanye's lip once and hopefully for all and now she makes the sickest hyper pop video since R. Kelly's "Real Talk". Gaga i'll see you at Jumbo's :)
Check out the vid.
Tuesday
16Mar2010

Freshface says recycle those leftovers at Leftoverart.org

LeftoverArt.org was created to show everyone that even good things can come of bad food..and vice versa… So make that macaroni a Monet, turn your remnants into Rembrandts.. sculpt those taters into a totem pole and call it a work of leftover art. Everyone has an artist inside them somewhere and we all have to eat so get after it! There are no more excuses for a boring meal. The only rules are, is that it MUST be made from whatever you can get your hands on at the table. Take a picture and upload it to us . If the community likes your art they’ll vote to keep it in the fridge for late night munchouts and if they think it’s not worthy of a doggy bag it’s going right to the trash .
Either way there’s a place for you and your leftovers here at LeftoverArt.org . So lose a few a pounds by leaving a little on the plate and make something for the whole world to see in the process.
Send your leftover masterpieces to us here
Tuesday
16Mar2010

EEERRRRRTTHHHHQQUUUAAAKKEE!

The one good thing about having insomnia on March 16.
Monday
15Mar2010

FreshfaceFever .. Doctors to Ladies.. Drink more booze .. You"ll lose weight... Men to Doc's..High Five!

What more can we ask for ...Skinny chicks with a buzz,Wooo Hoooo!!. If you can't get a lady out for a few cocktails now.. I'm afraid it's a lost cause partner.. Below is the science of it all, but even with that info withheld, I'd be hard pressed not to beleive every word of this and FreshFace will do all we can to help shed the lbs. off all the ladies around .
Dieters are often advised to stop drinking alcohol to avoid the extra calories lurking in a glass of wine or a favorite cocktail. But new research suggests that women who regularly consume moderate amounts of alcohol are less likely to gain weight than nondrinkers and are at lower risk for obesity. The findings, reported this week in the Archives of Internal Medicine, are based on a study of 19,220 United States women aged 39 or older who, at the start of the study, fell into the “normal weight” category based on their body mass index. Researchers at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston tracked the women’s drinking habits over 13 years. About 60 percent of the women were light or regular drinkers, while about 40 percent reported drinking no alcohol.Over the course of the study, 41 percent of the women became overweight or obese. Although alcohol is packed with calories (about 150 in a six-ounce glass of wine), the nondrinkers in the study actually gained more weight over time: nine pounds, on average, compared with an average gain of about three pounds among regular moderate drinkers. The risk of becoming overweight was almost 30 percent lower for women who consumed one or two alcohol beverages a day, compared with nondrinkers.
Monday
15Mar2010

Freshface's Worst Song Ever Written Series

This one here is the first up in this big little series of aural catastrophe's.With not some but all sucking so badly at times they actually succeed at something.I'm thinkin this one might take the crown right from the get - go .. I mean this thing sucks on every level so deeply that Mr.Burnz and I haven't stopped puking from our ears since hearing it stain every facet of our playback system....The voice..the hippy in a field of fair maidens sound, and the the bread winner here, the LYRICS!!!! "it's just that i Get introverted loving you" Really??? file under never say that again.. Thank you. So Here's the details..The band is called The New Seekers .the song
... It's applaling to even say "I can say you're beautiful now" from the album entitled Circles .
They should been called themselves The New Suckers ... I mean why didn't someone yell "Heeeey Stop that suckS!!!after he drops the "I'll stop trying to be a genius and blow the real truth"..He blew it alright. .I bet you a hundred listens of this crap that whoever he wrote this for ran for the hills soon as they heard it. . This song sucks.